Give me 2 reason

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.


Son: No mom. I don't want to go to College.


Mom: Give me 2 reason why don't you want to go to college.


Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.


Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason. Come on. You must go to college.


Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.


Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!