I am Engineering Student

A Shy Young Guy Goes to Bar&Sees A Beautiful gal sitting Alone.


He Gathers Sum Courage, Goes To Her Table&
Asks:"Wud u Mind If I Sit Here Besides u?"


She Responds Loudly:"No I dont Wanna Spend The Night With u!"


Every1 At Bar Turnd&Stared the guy.


Young Guy Shocked&Embarra ssed Goes Back to His Table.


After Few Minutes That Gal Slowly Walks To Him, Apologizes&Says
"You See I'm A Student In Psychology&Stud ying How People Respond To Embarrassing Situations"


Guy Responds Loudly
"What! Rs.3000/- thats Too Much!"


Everyone Stares at d gal.


Guy Silently Whispers"Don't mess with me"
I am Engineering Student

Give me 2 reason

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.


Son: No mom. I don't want to go to College.


Mom: Give me 2 reason why don't you want to go to college.


Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.


Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason. Come on. You must go to college.


Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.


Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!

7 Things

‎7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change d Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing.


Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall :
1. Count d No of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting how many windows n doors..
4. Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
6. Regreting Wasting the Last Nght Studying
7. Think 2 study well atleast for next exam


After Exams :


Girls: u Knw Paper Bahut Kharab Gaaya, it ws so Lengthy I Culd'nt Draw a Diagram... I am Going to Fail (Means 80+ Marks)


Boys : Fun Hai Yaar, Saala Ek Raat Padh Ke Paas... Chal Dhabe Pe Chal K Parathe Khayen

Sardar dukandar se- Lalaji, 1 liter aata dena...........

Lala-Aata  liter me nhi kilo me milta hai.......Dobara mango,


Sadar- Acha, Lalaji 1 kilo aata dena "botal mai..!"


Lala- Aise nhi mangte, Tum dukandar banoaur mai aata kharidta hu..


Sardar-Ok!


lala- 1 kilo aata dena.........


Sardar- botal laaye ho?