I am Engineering Student

A Shy Young Guy Goes to Bar&Sees A Beautiful gal sitting Alone.


He Gathers Sum Courage, Goes To Her Table&
Asks:"Wud u Mind If I Sit Here Besides u?"


She Responds Loudly:"No I dont Wanna Spend The Night With u!"


Every1 At Bar Turnd&Stared the guy.


Young Guy Shocked&Embarra ssed Goes Back to His Table.


After Few Minutes That Gal Slowly Walks To Him, Apologizes&Says
"You See I'm A Student In Psychology&Stud ying How People Respond To Embarrassing Situations"


Guy Responds Loudly
"What! Rs.3000/- thats Too Much!"


Everyone Stares at d gal.


Guy Silently Whispers"Don't mess with me"
I am Engineering Student

Sahil kinare bhaithe yu sagar ko tum na dekha karo,


Darata hu kahi, Sagar ko, Mohabbat na tumse ho jaye...


Khayalo me khoye yu fizao se na baate karo,


Ghabarata hu kahi, fizaon ko , chahat na tumse ho jaye...

Kitne Din Beet gaye

Kitne Din Beet gaye, na hua Deedar tera,


Ab to harpal mujhako hai intazar tera, intazar tera..


Shukar hai khuda jo, har tasveer me nazar wo aaye,


Ab to tasveeron se bhi , jhalake hai pyar tera, pyar tera...

Give me 2 reason

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.


Son: No mom. I don't want to go to College.


Mom: Give me 2 reason why don't you want to go to college.


Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.


Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason. Come on. You must go to college.


Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.


Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!